They just mostly have to get through Hell Week. It depends on the Kangaroo. Alexsau1991 20px 01:35, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Don't forget the Circle of Magi. Humans have dramatically improved their performance over the last 100 years, but as the images show humans performance improvements are slowing down and are probably close to the maximum that can be achieved. Kangaroo wins. The Captain's older than sin, and Mr. Rogers is, to put it mildly, meek. They stumbled upon a sleeping kangaroo, who woke up and tried to get away, chased by the dog Rocky. Kratos Vs The Doom Slayer: Who Would Win? to activate his powers and have the ability to … Adult hippo can often reach a weight of up to 7,000 pounds. Say brock lesnar will run his mouth and get knocked out. There is no way an average human can kill a kangaroo with a golf club before you get mauled to death. Chuck Norris son, b/c he would pass his awesomeness on to him. Now a bloodlusted kangaroo would probably stomp considering their claws are going to fuck a human up quite quickly. If they lose they will never live it down and if they got lucky and won by chance then they would probably not be very popular for abusing a poor animal. Kangaroos are so challenged that they break the generally accepted wisdom that animals with longer infancy are more intelligent. By now Chris had caught up with … Come join our discussions, post your own battles and kick some ass! 5 years ago. Not only do human weapons take it down, they do so fairly easily. 5 Human Torch: He Can Fly. Get your answers by asking now. If the Kangaroo has really good Muay Thai he could easily knock out the mma fighter. everything i know about fighting kangaroos, i learned from sylvester. Average human will get scared, empty bowels & whatnot (less weight, not less badass), have a higher pain tolerance (+) bleed out more quickly (-, but not a too big a problem given the nature of the kangaroo), and only gross motor skills will remain. +1(403) 919-4991 contacto@terraprojectgroup.com. Unstoppable, indomitable, and unrelentingly vengeful — these words describe the Doom Slayer as well as they describe Kratos. How do you think about the answers? Basically they only live to fight and fuck, fight to get the bitches so they can fuck em. Humans vs Quanari? How big is a Hippo? Before the match they put him in the ring and brought the animal out to meet him and get familiar with him so that it would not be to scared during the actual match. Kangaroo is used to these kind of situations, average man is not. Geez, what a tough matchup. But kangaroos still rank higher than koalas, which Dr. Green places as “very low” on the intelligence scale. The practice is believed to date back to ancient ceremonies when mankind worshipped the metaphorical tug of war between the Sun and the moon. But if you had an experienced kangaroo fighter like George Sotiropoulos born and raised amonst the kangaroos then we have a fight. But with a different intent. The Society for the prevention of cruelty for animals would win this one, the odds would be against the man for a number of reasons. Or just run into you and step on your ugly mug, they are fast. It depends on the kangaroo, its age and condition, but I reckon a typical kangaroo would win. You are indeed where you belong. They're more like boxers. So my prediction winner is the mma fighter because of illegal low blow and Big John McCarthy is gonna stop the fight. Its tail adds another 35.5 to 43.5 inches (90 to 110 centimeters) to its length and its entire body weighs around 200 lbs. The length from the red kangaroo's head to its rump is 4 feet 3 inches(1.29 meters) long. But it's a peculiar way in which it occurs. Post May 18, 2012 #3 2012-05-18T21:00. the bold champ wrote:Certainly the gorilla would win. In a self defence move typical for kangaroos the kangaroo grabbed the dog with its front paws and held it under water to drown it. One of his unofficial rivals is the Lightning Dragon Slayer, none other than Laxus Dreyar. You won't be swinging that club effectively, and you won't outthink the kangaroo. Under your guidelines this would not be a fight. Plus they don't continue their training for years. Who Would Win a Human-vs.-Chimp Wrestling Match? Could you imagine somebody trying to armbar a kangaroo. Ostrich. Home; Us; Services; Contact; Select Page now it depends on the fighter. Well its been accepted on this forum that a Kangaroo killed a "large" Silverback gorilla in 1962. The kangaroo isn`t built to fight that way. The red kangaroo is stupidly strong, and faster than it looks. An average kangaroo has fought its entire life against other males. Still have questions? Height: 7 ft. I've only seen like 2 kangaroo fight videos, but they don't seem to be the type to just lunge in and go for the kill as soon as they can. The MMA person will have likely done more training and experience. You can sign in to vote the answer. Ants vs Humans Defined as the decisive contest for supremacy, tug of war has been the ultimate test of strength since ancient times. If the weights were the same, the kangaroo would win easily, especially if it were trained to fight humans. They also have nails on their foot that is going to rip someone open real fast. The Seal training is good, but limited. Animals always have the upper hand. If you're in range to swing at it, you're in range for it to run at you and kick yo damn face in. This would be something for your entertainment. Way too much over-estimation of an average human, who will not have the physical conditioning to swing a gold club long or hard enough to kill a kangaroo. The average weight of the male adult hippo is 1,500 to 1,800 Kg, and a female is at an average weight of about 1,300 to 1,500 Kg. Press J to jump to the feed. The average human has no idea how to use a melee weapon, much less an unconventional one like a golf club. I love the question. In fact, Siberian Tiger is the perfect match for the Grizzly Bear as it will test its power as well as robustness. If we're assuming killer kangaroo, than kangaroo all the way. If the Kangaroo can't get away and has to fight back, then its an almost certain win for the Lioness. the stats look in favor of the ostrich . Godzilla gets the win here. The Seal trains to kill and hopefully to survive. You do understand that the majority of the seal training is not on hand to hand combat. I can't say, being a Human, I would support them. They have weapons. If they stay on the ground long they are dead. The only chance the Kangaroo has, is to out run the Lioness which is unlikely or out distance the Lioness which could happen. there has been many boxing matches against kangaroos and ive never seen a man win. like,comment and shareand subscribe for more videos. Someone asked this question before in relation to martial arts and it has actually already been done and the kangaroo won by a knock out in less than ten seconds. The rest of the training is nothing compared to what they have to go through mentally in Hell Week. An adult male kangaroo has very powerful hind legs and my money is on them but I daresay it would not happen in this day and age now and lets face it. thanks for watching That is why humans gave adopted time measurements in hundreds of seconds. You could probably scare it off, but if it's bloodlusted no chance for the average joe. It's other possibility could simply be out maneuvering the Lioness witch is also very possible. A full grown kangaroo is 6ft tall with legs like steel pistons. But if the Kangaroo has good Jiujiutsu he may submit the mma fighter. 477. The red kangaroo is stupidly strong, and faster than it looks. Kangaroo cruelty on humans is not a legal matter, but you will find that a guilty kangaroo can risk the death penalty. Weight: 250 lbs. I'd say that the human could kill it, but would take a beating, simply because kangaroos don't, to my knowledge, go for a deathblow. Besides the full-body fire, Human Torch can also fly. The kangaroo them jumped in to the water and the dog followed. BQ: Kool-Aid man. Join Yahoo Answers and get 100 points today. Tiger vs Grizzly Bear will be the perfect battles of the unstoppable predators. A burly kangaroo whose buff physique shot him to internet fame has died at the age of 12. I imagine the human would get one swing in before the kangaroo closes the distance and kills them. (72.57 kilograms). If you love to imagine the planet-exploding battles of the fictional gods who will never be, taking pointless knowledge gathered from a life spent reading and gaming and swinging it like a gladiator's sword in discussions on reddit... then welcome home, my friend. The kangaroo isn`t built to fight that way. Gandalf's human form can be destroyed but his god form cannot, at least not by mortals. I see kangaroo winning fight 3rd by submission. kangaroo win. If you do a search on my answers you will read how this happened back in 1970 when kickboxing was coming on to the scene and becoming big. The difference is that animal cruelty is a criminal offense in many countries. Karen. The average human male's height is 5 feet, 9 inches (1.75 meters) and the average weight for a human male of that height is 160 lbs. Speed: 40 mph . Sorry, Kangaroo fans, but we're vicious, murderous fucks. In fact, they are well known to be quite aggressive towards a human being. one kick and its game over. Now I have always been a fan of marvel and anime so I thought I would make topic about who would win in a fight Naruto and Gaara vs Spiderman and S The actual fight never took place. There's the adrenaline. Humans are substantially better at magic than the qunari, which (if I remember the Codex correctly) was … Also, humans intellect won't help, if we assume kangaroo charges. The scientists think this "celestial superhighway" can help humans get to the far reaches of the galaxy. If you go to the ground you take you enemy out as quick as you can and get back to you feet. Captain Kangaroo vs. Mr. Rogers? I'm no kangaroo expert though. The human will go right for the kill on instinct. Artificial Intelligence is a computer program of a higher order and nothing else. The military expect to use very little H2H. While the Human Torch can accomplish the same task, he needn't look any further than his own self to power his abilities. 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One or two good full-power whacks to the skull with a long, weighted, steel club, and the roo is going to go down. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Well before you stuff your face, have about you stuff your eyes and brain with a fight like this that you'll only see on the Thanksgiving Day edition of So, Who Would Win: The Taskmaster VS.Christopher Chance, the Human Target. They happened to have a camera rolling and someone forgot to tel the kangaroo this and when it got in the ring it did what it was trained to do and tool one look at the guy went at him and jumped up two or three times and hit him with its hind feet and knocked him out.