Squidward: [gasps] Oh, shrimp! I have a confession to make myself. He owns a four-story mansion with an expansive garden on the rooftop. What is it? Squilliam: Explain what? Now, I want you to empty your mind. [The computer bursts into flames.  • House Fancy Theme Song - Eban Schletter [Transition to next scene] [talks like a weenie] May I take your hat, sir? Nooo! "No Weenies Allowed" The first is ", This is the last episode to premiere during the, This is the only episode from the first four season 6 episodes to, This episode's production code was 101a, so this made, Squidward sets his teacup down to answer the phone. Squidward: Alright, I've got all the positions filled. You've got the job. Smaller SpongeBob #1: [Runs into the office] Just got an order from the boss: Dump everything that isn't about fine dining! [shaking a coat rack with a hat on it] I said give it to me! Squidward: I am so very sorry! During the scene where SpongeBob and Squidward try to move a sofa, there is a "jump" in the animation between Squidward screaming and then saying, "Okay, it's on my foot," both during the same shot. Squidward: It's the guy who goes to tables and takes orders. [everyone cheers] Squidward, I must tell you... [SpongeBob pours more water in Squilliam's glass and he drinks it] Thank you. Squidward: [puts his hand over Patrick's mouth] Alright, I've heard enough.  • Tension Bits - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["What have you done to my living room?!"] The name tag reads "Squidward Tentacles, Cashier"] ‣ Pizzicato Polka - Clive Harrison [Nicholas Withers praises Squidward's house]  ‣ Entry Into Parliament - Gerhard Trede [Squilliam's bathroom is shown] That same year, he was invited by Prva Srpska Televizija to voice Squilliam Fancyson for the Serbian dub for SpongeBob SquarePants. It officially began airing on July 17th of the same year with the second episode "Bubblestand/Ripped Pants". Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. However, when Nicholas Withers comes over and sees Squidward's destroyed house, he views it as a work of abstract art and proclaims that his house is even better than Squilliam's. Squilliam: Yes, your name, son. Squilliam Fancyson III (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker) is an octopus and Squidward Tentacles' arrogant, wealthy arch-rival, who has succeeded in everything Squidward has only dreamed of doing. Episode №: Tom Yasumi Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squilliam_Returns/transcript?oldid=3452154".  • Cream Pie - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Ending]. SpongeBob: Empty my mind... Then he splashes water on Squilliam and then starts to bark.] SpongeBob #1: Everything! As the host, Nicholas Withers introduces the episode's first guest, Squidward gets a phone call from Squilliam Fancyson. I'm not quite sure how to say this."] General My treat! I don't know what has gotten into that... [he screams as he notices SpongeBob with a bowl of hot soup by Fred] Try to imagine him in his underwear. [to Squilliam] I own a five-star restaurant! ), went in a new direction, as it interpreted the musical style of eurodance.  ‣ Drama Link (B) - Hubert Clifford [Squidward sees Squilliam on TV] The food, the atmosphere! We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought. Production code: The horrible, sad truth is, I'm a cashier, too!  ‣ Wild Eyes - Ronald Hanmer [Squidward screams] [takes a deep breath and runs off] [While telling him all of this, he makes Squilliam's experience the best he can so he treats him like royalty doing all sorts of things] Squidward: I can't believe I'm saying this, but, SpongeBob, you're going to have to be the waiter. [Sound of glass breaking. She lives in a pink anchor. After Squidward comments on Squilliam's house saying it exactly looks like his, there is a bump on the left side of it when the scene turns back to the house. Season №: Squidward's nose shrivels up in extreme shock] When he is shocked to learn that Squilliam is on. Squilliam: Hold it, don't tell me. Squidward: Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. Squilliam: [as the crowd gasps] Squidward, I had no idea you were such a success. May I... The first is ", This is the third episode to feature Squilliam. SpongeBob: If you need anything else, just call. In a fit of blind jealousy, Squidward calls Nicholas and tells him that he has a much fancier home than Squilliam. Season №: However, when the couch is split in half, some of the paint disappears.  • Steel Sting - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward's phone rings] [walks out of the Krusty Krab] [Squilliam's unibrow appears above Mr. Krabs' head] That guy who made millions doing what you wish you could do? Let's hear what you've accomplished since high school, Squiddy. No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. When they get here tonight, they're going to see I'm just a big phony and a loser! Four hand colors. Credits [notices a giant goop pile of food on the grill, with flies and other things sticking out of it] SpongeBob: Every sentence, every paragraph... [slams the book on his face between each word] Spoons! Squidward: Then you'll be our chef. Everyone screams and panics] SpongeBob: [walks by with a bag of ice on his head] Ugh, I got such a headache. Squidward Tentacles Incidental 116 (cameo) Incidental 25 (cameo) Squilliam Fancyson (debut) Squilliam's band (mentioned) Sandy Cheeks Sheldon J. Plankton Fish who passes by Plankton Mrs. [hands SpongeBob a book] 603 Squidward: You are no great shakes, Squilliam Fancyson. [He starts to cry and Mr. Krabs plays the violin] Chronology 29th 2002 [US], Oct. 18th 2002 [Canada]) : SpongeBob and Squidward think Mr. Krabs is a robot imposter after SpongeBob becomes frightened by a … Squilliam: Oh, eh, "Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest..." This really is the world's smallest violin. [to Squilliam] I'm, uhh, in... food service. When Squilliam gulps, the animation of him saying, "Huh?!" Natural wood or black or white bamboo frames. Okay! [walks off] Mr. Krabs, didn't you once serve on the S.S. Gourmet? Squilliam: Hello, Squiddy! List of episodes [sighs] Beggars can't be choosers. Squidward: [puts a microphone in front of Squilliam] I'm sorry, one more time. Mr. Krabs: Run for your lives, everyone! Then Squilliam is seated without a chair at first, but SpongeBob then rushes back to give him a chair to sit on] Good evening, sir. SpongeBob: I can't do it. 4.03 U.S. viewers (millions):  ‣ Royal King - Jean-Pierre Fouquey [Squilliam's foyer is shown] Mr. Krabs: Scrih- Scray- Screh- Squilliam? [more dumping persists. Don't you back-sass me! Squilliam: Oh, is that so? https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squilliam_Returns/transcript?oldid=3452154. SpongeBob looks like a zombie, tired from reading all the pages] In this episode, Squidward prepares his house for a TV show. He is voiced by Dee Bradley Baker. Vincent Waller Squidward: What? [Squidward walks out of the kitchen] Squidward's tuxedo rips in half by itself and falls off, and his Krusty Krab hat and name tag land on him in their proper places. Clocks give you so many ways to customize you might need two so you'll have more time to choose. [walks over to SpongeBob] Patrick and Mr. Krabs aren't working out, and Squilliam's almost here, and, and... SpongeBob? Aaron Springer SpongeBob: [he runs over to Martha and grabs her head] Please enjoy the food! Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, I'm waiting. Bill Fagerbakke listed in the credits for voicing Patrick's house. Biću tu was released again on the album due to the popularity it generated. Squidward: It worked. I really need to impress Squilliam. SpongeBob: Fine dining and breathing are all I know how to do. SpongeBob SquarePants is an animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg. [inside SpongeBob's head, we see a bunch of smaller SpongeBobs working on computers in an office] Panicked shouting is heard from other smaller SpongeBobs as they are running around while papers are flying] Beef Wellington? Jellies, jellies! [zoom inside of SpongeBob's brain again where all the SpongeBob's are searching for a name] [laughs. Squilliam: [chuckles] No, your name. and SpongeBob saying, "Cause you keep saying, 'ow'!," thus causing a "jump" in the animation. Scene cuts back to SpongeBob, with a blank look on his face] [an explosion in the kitchen is heard. Cuts back to Squilliam and Squidward with SpongeBob stammering for a moment. I just might pull this off! Creative:  • House Fancy Theme Song - Eban Schletter [Transition to next scene] Hilarity Ensues when he turns to SpongeBob for help. In the ending scene where Nicholas Withers visits Squidward's house, SpongeBob's house next door is missing. He turns the Krusty Krab into a five-star restaurant after convincing Mr. Krabs to let him run it. I have three kids! Squidward: Mr. Krabs! In this episode, Squidward tries to convince Squilliam that he owns a five star restaurant. "House Fancy" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 6. I can seat you immediately! Credits Running time:  ‣ Tomfoolery - David Snell [Squidward claims his house is fancier than Squilliam's] [Patrick, still tied up, runs out of the kitchen, screaming. I'm filthy stinking rich! SpongeBob ends up sucking up everything in the house, causing the vacuum bag to increase in size and explode destroying the house. "Stanley S. SquarePants" Stop joking. Let's all take a ride in my balloon/casino! Credits Squidward could've just cleaned up the stain if he didn't want Nick and Squilliam to see it. 11 minutes However, things do not go well as Squidward planned. I've got nothing on a name! The series premiered after the Kids' Choice Awards on May 1, 1999. If I have to memorize a single order, I think I'm gonna explode! • Tentically Speaking - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Title card] There are no frames between Squidward asking "Why do you keep moving it?" I can't believe it! That you, Squidward Tentacles, voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, [walks in] are trying to pass off a lousy burger stand as a five-star... [gulps] ...restaurant!? Squidward: Empty your mind. Don't you understand?! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. The main character is an accident-prone sea sponge, SpongeBob SquarePants, who lives in an … This was most likely done due to time constraints. This action resembles the act of censorship on television. [hands Squilliam a card] [snaps his tentacles as SpongeBob drools] This isn't working! Squidward: Yes, they do that! Now listen, Squilliam is on his way and you have less than twenty minutes to become a fancy waiter, so read this. Next Squidward: [whispering] How did you do all this?  ‣ Comic Walk - Sidney Torch [Squilliam is on the phone] The picture of Squidward is missing his wrinkles. [talking to a smaller SpongeBob] Hurry up! "Band Geeks" is an episode of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. The ending of the episode leads to Squilliam crying since he has lost, and Squidward is happy with the help of SpongeBob. Squidward is walking back and forth in a white tuxedo.] Mr. Krabs is sent flying. Everyone screams and panics. Squilliam: And I would be honored if you would allow me to come to your restaurant tonight. Once Patrick leaves, Squidward's toilet crawls out of the bathroom and jumps into Squidward's arms, then immediately dies. Mr. Krabs: That's the appetizer. Squidward: How do you feel? 2008 Squilliam: Mmm... this is fantastic! [gives Squilliam a shoulder massage as he takes away his menu. We'll take him to the cleaners. U.S. premiere time (EST): Squidward: But what about Krabs and Patrick? Dia mati di episode Bubble Buddy , tetapi kembali muncul di episode selanjutnya. Also the Squilliam interview inside the elevator scene was skipped immediately to the roof scene. Mr. Krabs: Oh, boo-hoo! Squilliam: [talking to a group of people] So, I just took my private yacht across my private lake to my private heliport. SpongeBob: Table for Hommina? I was only trying to impress you. Men, Squilliam Fancyson will be here in twenty minutes. I mean... uhh, uhh... Hey, whatcha been up to? High quality Clocks by independent artists and designers from around the world. [imagines Squilliam as a hot underwear model] Oh, no, he's hot! Squidward: This is serious. Airdate: It is the second part of the 15th episode of the second season, and the second half of the 35th episode overall.It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on September 7, 2001. Squidward's rival, Squilliam Fancyson, has returned to torment Squidward on his failures since high school. Squilliam: In fact, we'll all come. The wallpaper in the Krusty Krab rips off. ‣ Brass Moment [#77] - Harry Bluestone ["Huh?!"]  • The Pollywog Strut - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony ["SpongeBob, how long have you been spying on me?"] Squilliam: Oh, just succeeding in everything you've failed in. [SpongeBob's face falls to the floor] Good. SpongeBob: What's that? Squidward: Okay. Squilliam: [his eyes tear up] Alright, I admit it. Squidward: Alright, listen up. June 6, 2008 September 4, 2009See more... April 30, 2008 (Nick Premium) May 31, 2008 (Nick Germany) June 29, 2008 August 25, 2008 April 8, 2009 July 17, 2009 December 28, 2009 January 14, 2010 January 16, 2010 April 28, 2010 June 19, 2010 December 27, 2010 (QTV) September 7, 2011 May 14, 2018 (PLUS PLUS) June 4, 2018 (TET) SpongeBob: It was easy, once I cleared my mind. The image of Squilliam on the right side has no unibrow. [Patrick appears next to SpongeBob with an army hat on his head] Patrick, what are you doing here? Animation: [runs out the door] I'll just go to Squilliam's house and... [stops because he sees Squilliam and the group] Squilliam, you're here! Mr. Krabs: Aye-aye! Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner? Mr. Krabs: Why didn't you tell me? Mr. Krabs, still tied up, runs out also.] Paul Tibbitt This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Squilliam Returns" from Season 3, which aired on March 15, 2002. Don't worry, Squidward, I'll memorize every page, right down to the punctuation marks! When Squidward orders SpongeBob paint the faded spot on the wall, he gave SpongeBob the wrong color of paint. SpongeBob: [salutes with all the hands that helped] Thank you, sir. [Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs standing straight in a line. [Mr. Krabs slides over and plays the violin] (angry) Would you get out of here!? "Squilliam Returns" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 3. I have no yachts, jets, or anything. Fine dining and breathing. Tell him your name. Come on, everyone. Chronology Mr. Krabs: I know. [tiny violin is shown] See? Squilliam Fancyson (Dee Bradley Baker) - Musuh sekaligus teman SMA Squidward yang mempunyai grup musik. SpongeBob: "How To Become a Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes."  ‣ Tiki Lounge - Lionel Wendling, Gregory Ott [The whirlpool bath elevator is shown] Squidward watches in anger as Squilliam shows off the various features of his house, which is several stories high, and includes an elevator with a built-in hot tub, decorative toilets with golden toilet paper holders, a garden on the rooftop, as well as a 130-foot sculpture of Squilliam's unibrow that consists of gilded doorknobs. The scene where SpongeBob rips off Squidward's toenail was cut in Indonesia because of a warning from the Indonesian Broadcasting Commission.. Aaron SpringerDani Michaeli [Mr. Krabs walks off] Squidward sits down and sighs] SpongeBob: Taken care of. He reveals that the guest is none other than himself. Previous He is a rich octopus with a unibrow. Soon, Squidward hears the doorbell ring, and assuming that it is Nicholas, he tells SpongeBob to clean up the mess with a vacuum while he heads to the other room to dress his wound. 5:00 pm Squilliam: On your lunch break, eh, Squiddy? Bring 'em, bring 'em, bring 'em! Squidward: But I thought you said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet? All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours.  ‣ Tales From The Swamp (C) - Ron Goodwin ["Oh, no, they're already here!"] [inside of the restaurant looks very professional with nice wallpaper, an orchestra, a chandelier, and other things] Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina... [Squidward joins in chanting "Hommina" and then the group comes in and starts to chant "Hommina" as well. Squidward: [thinking to himself] Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Fred: [screams in pain] Squidward: T-t-t-t-t-t-tonight? 101a Betsy Krabs is Mr. Krabs' mother and Pearl's grandmother. He spots SpongeBob outside his window, who admits he's been spying on Squidward for days. Squidward: Pinch me, I must be dreaming. "Krabby Road" [gives Squilliam a menu] From our menu tonight, might I recommend the Krabby Newburg? SpongeBob: Do other restaurants do that? [jumps on the coat rack and starts punching it] Mr. Krabs: Did I say that? [fade to black, ending the episode] Squidward: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. We don't even exist. I was the head chef on the S.S. The song MF "Gru – Ko Je Gru?" When Squidward says, "SpongeBob, what was that noise?," his lip-syncing is incorrect. Squidward: Is that true? Squidward: Don't rub it in. Squilliam: "Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom... and he does not suck eggs." N/A [slams her face into her food then runs up to Nat] Would you like some cheese on that, sir? [SpongeBob pinches him with a pin] Ow! Squidward: [puts a foam finger with words "#1 Squid" on his left hand] And I need you to wear this. Smaller SpongeBob #2: No, please!